Full Verse Review: The Light Fanatics by A_Morningstar.
Yes, it is I—former adventurer and current web literary critic. I know why you’ve come. Word travels. It always does. You wish to hear the tale of how I single-handedly slew the Baba-Newt. Everybody does. I hate to disappoint, but I will not be sharing that story this night. Indeed, I would sooner it were…