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First Impressions

EXTENDED CUT! First Impressions: Paragon of Weaponmasters by deLongchamp
BySilas Quibble October 10, 2025October 10, 2025

“Death is temporary. The fine print is forever.” Core Concept & Initial Impressions: In our ever-growing partnership with Bardic Planet, I—Silas Quibble, reputable spokesgoblin for Dubious Derivatives™ Limited—have been invited back to co-author this First Impressions review of Paragon of Weaponmasters.When I first dug into the work, I knew I was the right goblin for…

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Maybe Give These A Miss: Dubious Goods for Dubious Futures.
BySilas Quibble August 31, 2025August 31, 2025

Catalogue #1 in our Proud Partnership Programme with Bardic Planet. Here at Dubious Derivatives™ Limited, your wellbeing is our… third priority. (Right behind profit margins and plausible deniability.) Still, we know that being a protagonist is hard work—what with all the reincarnations, cursed contracts, and suspiciously convenient power-ups. That’s why, in a proud partnership with…

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